November 2011
6 posts
Well done America on escaping the clutches of Imperialism. Much like the classic bully, you were once bullied yourself. #thanksgiving
Me: There are quite a few terms for women based on food like sweetie, treacle, pumpkin… Sister: …and Donna. #ys
What a shitty day.
I have onion breath.
I have written one blog entry this year. Pathetic.
I’m in a vicious sweet-savoury cycle.
October 2011
6 posts
Today is about resting and eating.
Refreshing to have a conversation with a hairdresser about Romanian politics rather than “Are you doing anything nice for your holidays?”.
Sister: We’ve done all the work and you just stroll in. You’re like America in WW2! #ys
California Man is on Film 4!
Last night we watched Friends with Benefits. JT really needs to go back to making music.
Wondering if his part in Coming to America was Samuel L. Jackson’s last good role?
May 2011
3 posts
Pet hate: Asians who pronounce my name wrong.
Some people have given up their day jobs for the Rapture…this is all sad, not funny.
Husband calls me from the Explosions in the Sky gig I couldn’t make so I can hear my fave song. Love that man.
December 2010
43 posts
Making chicken corn soup for a quiet night in tonight. Hoping we’ll be able to see some fireworks from the balcony.
The only funny thing on The Morgana Shos is the Fearne Cotton thing.
How can I have a cold yet again?!
Feeling well enough to return to work tomorrow.
Ok Snow, I liked some of your earlier work but now you’re just milking it.
View from our new home http://flic.kr/p/92QBtQ
They’re using Radiohead in Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter. Bastards!
Laughter tracks make me cry.
Someone just came into the office and said, “Can I tempt anyone with a shoe shine?”
I don’t use red flags in Outlook, I use purple because they’re pretty.
Animal Farm: “…from man (LibDem) to pig (Tory), and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” #letdown
Top 5 comedy characters: 5) Phil Dunfy 4) Liz Lemon 3) Tobias Funke 2) Tracey Jordan 1) David Brent
Or it wasn’t funny.
Sorry I’m tweeting so much. Filling the time before the arrival of chicken.
Fuck off Michael Bay.
Just used a home phone that’s smaller than my mobile. Something is wrong.
At work, have changed all default font settings to Verdana. Makes me happier.
Somebody emailed me to say they didn’t get my NWSWV joke. If you didn’t get it, it’s not for you.
According to Twitter, Armando Iannucci is similar to me. I wish.
After NKOTBSB looking forward to more collabs such as NWSWV.
The most annoying thing about wikileaks is the smugness of that acquaintance who has a conspiracy theory for everything.
If only everything in life was as beautiful as the film Spirited Away.
JLS are rehashing 90s RnB but not the good kind.
Eating gajjar ka halwa because my mother in law is awesome and she made it.
I’m thinking it might be a little crazy to buy a £300 light shaped like a lab flask. Or is it?
Who in their right mind uses flat sheets?!
So glad I’m not a coffee drinker mainly because coffee culture and coffee shops are so annoying. Tea FTW.
When it takes over a month to read a book it’s time to kill your TV.
This wikileaks saga is fucked up but you knew that anyway.
Why aren’t Secret Santa budgets in line with inflation? You can’t buy anything for £5 these days.
Seriously tempted to buy a quilt made out of recycled saris. As you do.
Watching Fresh Prince of Belair. Still funny.
Wearing thermals so now I’m too hot.